a meme coin with zero redeeming qualities

RUG THE RETARDED GHOST

Every other ghost got a nice white bedsheet. He got grandma's living room carpet. He's dumb, he's ugly, he smells like soup, he won't shut up, and he's going to rug you. He told you first. That's more than anyone else ever did.

READ HIS DUMB LIFE
CA rug ate it. coming soon.
  • ∞times he warned you
  • $2his price at a garage sale
  • 14tassels lost to a Roomba

an interactive tragedy in 7 chapters

THE DUMB LIFE OF RUG

You make the choices. He still does the dumbest possible thing. You'll read all of it, because you have nothing better to do, which is exactly why you're here.

CHAPTER 1 / 7
RUG PULL PROGRESS 0%
How I Died (Badly)

smart choices available: 0. smart choices made: 0.

breaking (him)

RUG IN THE NEWS

Every day he finds a new way to embarrass himself. There's a newspaper about it now. Nobody reads it. You're about to.

THE DAILY DUMPSTER
VOL. 1ISSUE #1PRICE: $2 (same as rug)

Black and white file photo of Rug looking smug
FILE PHOTO: the suspect.

By Gary (a sock), Senior Correspondent

Continued on page 2. There is no page 2.

CLASSIFIEDS: Rug, slightly used, soup stain, talks. $2. Will pay you to take him.

live (well, dead) Q&A

ASK RUG ANYTHING

He'll answer. He knows nothing. Like your favorite crypto influencer, except he admits it.

Rugonline (unfortunately)

the numbers (there are no numbers)

RUGONOMICS

You weren't gonna read real tokenomics anyway. Here's the vibe.

TICKER

$Rug

It's a rug. Ticker checks out.

TAX

your dignity

Collected every time you visit this website.

LIQUIDITY

locked in a closet

He lost the key. He doesn't have pockets. He's a rug.

UTILITY

lies on floor

Collects crumbs. Sometimes a cat sleeps on him. More utility than your other bags.

TEAM

one dead carpet

And a sock named Gary. Gary does marketing.

AUDIT

laundromat

Went through the full cycle. Shrunk two sizes. Still a rug.

it only goes one place

THE ROADMAP (TO THE RUG)

Most roadmaps lie about where they're going. This one tells you.

  1. PHASE 1

    DIE

    Got thrown in a dumpster after a garage sale. Nobody paid the $2. Nobody took him for free either.

  2. PHASE 2

    BECOME A GHOST

    Asked for a bedsheet. Got a carpet. Filed a complaint. The complaint got lost. He is the complaint now.

  3. PHASE 3

    LAUNCH $Rug

    Tell everyone it's a rug. Watch them buy it anyway. Lose all faith in humanity.

  4. PHASE 4

    NEVER SHUT UP

    Post 600 times a day. Get banned from three group chats and one Wendy's.

  5. PHASE 5

    THE RUG

    You were warned. On every page. By a carpet. With a price tag on.

  6. PHASE 6

    LIE ON THE FLOOR

    Forever. That's what rugs do. That was always the plan.

testimonials

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Real reviews from fake people. Still more than most coins have.

"He told me he was gonna rug me. Then he rugged me. Most honest dev I've ever met. 10/10."

Kevin, bought the top

"I ate 14 of his tassels. Would eat again."

The Roomba

"Isn't this a rug?"

A ghost who then bought double

"This isn't money."

Laundromat lady, smartest person in the story

"Wiped my feet on him for three years. Then he started talking. Never been so scared in my life."

Dad from Chapter 2

"Don't talk to me about the fridge."

The raccoon

a guide for people who ignore warnings

HOW TO GET RUGGED

Six easy steps. Step five is the fun one.

  1. GET A WALLET

    If you don't know how, honestly? That's the universe trying to save you.

  2. LOAD IT UP

    Only money you can afford to lose. We actually mean that one. Rug insists.

  3. GET THE REAL CA

    From this website or @Rug_on_Chain only. The guys DMing you are not Rug. Rug can't even work his phone.

  4. SWAP FOR $Rug

    Click the buttons. Ignore the voice in your head. That's Rug. He's saying "don't."

  5. GET RUGGED

    Emotionally. Spiritually. We told you. Seven times. In one story.

  6. DO IT AGAIN

    Because you never learn. That's why he likes you.

DO NOTPULL THIS RUG

Whatever you do, don't grab his fringe and drag it. We're serious. (We're never serious.)

Rug lying flat on the floor like a normal rug, dizzy, tongue out

rugs pulled on this device: 0. keep it that way.